Friday 5 October 2007

Week 17 - Three fenced off portaloos

Imagine having diarrhoea in one of these things - right in the centre of Liverpool, in a sea of building rubble, surrounded by traffic noise and annoying Greek tourists in stupid sunglasses (trust me, they're only just out of shot). That would be a moment to really re-evaluate some of your life choices, don't you think? Maybe your mother was right? Maybe you didn't pay enough attention at school? Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to work in an office at some crappy desk job? Maybe you shouldn't have eaten that second scotch egg? Now imagine there's no toilet paper.