Week 4 - Chewing gum on a computer keyboard

In times of hot desking it can be hard to stamp your identity on your workspace without the risk of staining or leaving a permanent hole. A strategically placed piece of freshly chewed gum is ideal for marking your territory whilst also providing a small touch of glamour.

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Week 3 - Broken microwave

You sit at your desk all morning trying to find a reason to go on. The one thing you have to look forward to is lunchtime - heating up some crappy pot of tasteless pre-cooked bollocks. It's not much, but it's just enough to keep you from a repeat prescription of anti-depressants for one more day. But now those days are gone, because store me in a cool dry place and spank my ass with a cheap plastic fork if some bastard hasn't shafted the only functioning microwave in the building.

Screw you all - I'm going home.

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Week 2 - Used tissue on a laminate floor

Few things are more disheartening than the sight of a used tissue. "Bring back the handkerchief!" they say, "Those were the days!". But I mean, seriously, have you ever seen a used handkerchief when it's stuck to a bra in the bottom of a laundry basket? It ain't pretty, it ain't sexy and it ain't hygienic. Think on.

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