Week 15 - Crap on a tap

I found this weird green crap growing on the end of a tap in the disabled toilets at work. After I'd finished doing my business I just stood there for about five minutes with my pants undone wondering what it could be. Some kind of mould, perhaps? Rotting faecal matter? Moss? In the end I decided it was probably just snot.

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Week 14 - Frozen beer bottle

STEP 1 - Go to supermarket.

STEP 2 - Buy beer.

STEP 3 - Take beer home.

STEP 4 - Beer too warm. Put beer in freezer.

STEP 5 - Forget about beer and fall asleep on couch.

STEP 6 - Find beer 42 hours later.

STEP 7 - Lose will to live.

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